I believe that political rhetoric and expediency are more important than core beliefs and values.
I oppose capital punishment for murderers and terrorists, but I support abortion on demand.
I believe that the French, Germans, Russians, and Chinese are our friends and have our best interests at heart.
I believe that the United States should defer to the United Nations on all international issues, including self-defense.
I support tax increases on small, medium, and large businesses (the "rich" people) to help "stimulate" the economy.
I believe that if you can't find something that is well-hidden, it never existed anyway.
I believe that the government is responsible for providing me with a good-paying job, health care, shelter, and food.
I believe that "freedom of speech" applies only to those who support the liberal agenda.
I believe that senior citizens can't be trusted with their own retirement income.
I believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
I believe that George W. Bush is a liar, and Saddam Hussein is not.
I believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.
I believe that the United States does not liberate other countries in the name of freedom, but instead conquers other countries in the name of tyranny.
I believe that conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but liars and sex offenders belong in the White House.
I believe that words speak louder than actions.
I believe that a crucifix submerged in urine is art, but a crucifix in a classroom is a threat to our constitutional freedom.
I am a proud Democrat, and I will vote for John Kerry.