OK, so maybe I WON'T puke all over the page. I'll just give you all some snippets of what I believe to be the TRUTH, in no particular order. I believe that THIS Presidential election is the most IMPORTANT election in my lifetime, and I am almost 50 years old. I believe that John Kerry is a clear and present danger to the security of the United States Of America and to our way of life in general. I believe that God will not allow Senator Ketchup to win in November, for the simp...

I believe that political rhetoric and expediency are more important than core beliefs and values. I oppose capital punishment for murderers and terrorists, but I support abortion on demand. I believe that the French, Germans, Russians, and Chinese are our friends and have our best interests at heart. I believe that the United States should defer to the United Nations on all international issues, including self-defense. I support tax increases on small, medium, and large business...

Democratic Party lawyers are swarming all over the country, concentrating their post-November 2nd "election fraud", "voter disenfranchisement", and "vote recount" lawsuits in all of the "battleground" states. Democratic Party operatives are encouraging their sheep supporters on November 2nd to falsely claim that they were turned away from polling places, refused their right to vote, or discouraged from voting, and to tell their lies to the very receptive left-wing news media. Massive vo...

Dick Cheney took "pony boy" out to the woodshed and gave him the beating of his life. Various comments I have heard are: "Edwards was the trial lawyer. Cheney was the judge." "Cheney was the college professor. Edwards was the pimply-faced freshman with a C-average." In my not-so-humble opinion, Dick Cheney handily defeated John Edwards in the debate. Cheney came across as the stoic, fatherly, brutally honest, savvy, consistent, well-prepared, seasoned Vice President that he...

I am not being facetious. I am not being sarcastic. I am not being partisan. I am not being melodramatic. I am not being humorous. I am not being morbid. I am not being hysterical. I am being HONEST with all of you. As HONEST as I can be. If John F. Kerry is elected President Of The United States in November, our country will immediately be in grave danger. From the moment he is sworn in in January of 2005, we are all in danger of imminent attack and ultimate destruction by the ...

Welcome to my post-Presidential debate analysis. First of all, let me say that virtually EVERYTHING we knew about these two men BEFORE the debate was confirmed AFTER the debate was over. John Kerry is a FLIP-FLOPPER. John Kerry is a good debater. John Kerry is a believer in the United Nations determining if and when the United States Of America can defend itself, and that the USA must pass some sort of "global test" before we can "act unilaterally" to defend ourselves. The PROBLEM wi...

I don't know about the rest of you, but I pop in a Bruce Springsteen or REM or Pearl Jam CD to listen to the MUSIC. I plop down 10 bucks at a movie theatre to be ENTERTAINED by my favorite actors. I could CARE LESS what Bruce and Eddie and Susan Sarandon and Alec Baldwin and Martin Sheen think about President Bush. I could CARE LESS what the Hollywood elites and the musicians think about the war in Iraq or the economy or anything else. Why can't they all just do WHAT THEY ARE GOOD A...

I am quite sure that you Democrat sheep don't want to read this, but perhaps there are enough of you with functioning brains out there who remember the massive voter fraud perpetrated by the Democratic Party in the 2000 Presidential election. So let's start from the top. Florida, and the apparent inability of the residents of Florida to properly punch a ballot card. Do you remember the hanging chads, the pregnant chads, the dimpled chads, the chads that looked like Tipper Gore's breast...

Everytime I see John Kerry, I look at his eyes and I see NOTHING. Kerry has no SOUL. He has this blank stare that makes my SKIN CRAWL. His face looks like something out of a 1950s B horror movie, where the director couldn't afford a decent makeup artist. I'm sorry, Kerry lovers, but PLEASE, is this the BEST that the Democratic Party can do as their nominee in 2004? When are you lefties going to learn that a northeastern blue-blood liberal can NOT win the Presidency? Didn't Michael Du...

OK, so it's all over with. President Bush wins re-election by a 52%-47% margin. The Republicans pick up 4 Senate seats and 6 House seats. Tom Daschle loses. John Edwards not only CAN'T deliver his home state of North Carolina, but he can't even deliver his vacant Senate seat. It is a GREAT VICTORY for the United States Of America. A good and honorable and decent man has won re-election, and has been given a CLEAR majority in the U.S. Senate. Social Security reform, health care re...

I'm sure this is the moment that ALL of you have been waiting for. Patriot Flamethrower's final election prediction! I know, I know. You Stalinist Kerry lovers will SCOFF at my prediction, call me childish playground names, call me a partisan, call me a liar, and call me stupid, among other things. OK, back to the task at hand. I have done my calculations. I have consulted all of the polls. I have taken into account the historical preferences and tendencies of all 50 states. And la...

Let's take a stroll down "memory lane" and examine the terrorist attacks that occurred on Bill Clinton's watch, and Clinton's response to these terrorist attacks, Clinton's response to Saddam Hussein, and Clinton's response to his "personal problems".......... February 1993 : The World Trade Center was bombed by Muslim fanatics, killing 5 people and injuring hundreds. CLINTON DID NOTHING. October 1993 : 18 American troops were killed in a savage firefight in Somalia. The corpse ...