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November 6, 2004 by Patriot_Flamethrower
OK, so it's all over with. President Bush wins re-election by a 52%-47% margin. The Republicans pick up 4 Senate seats and 6 House seats. Tom Daschle loses. John Edwards not only CAN'T deliver his home state of North Carolina, but he can't even deliver his vacant Senate seat. It is a GREAT VICTORY for the United States Of America. A good and honorable and decent man has won re-election, and has been given a CLEAR majority in the U.S. Senate. Social Security reform, health care re...
November 1, 2004 by Patriot_Flamethrower
I'm sure this is the moment that ALL of you have been waiting for. Patriot Flamethrower's final election prediction! I know, I know. You Stalinist Kerry lovers will SCOFF at my prediction, call me childish playground names, call me a partisan, call me a liar, and call me stupid, among other things. OK, back to the task at hand. I have done my calculations. I have consulted all of the polls. I have taken into account the historical preferences and tendencies of all 50 states. And la...
October 21, 2004 by Patriot_Flamethrower
I believe that political rhetoric and expediency are more important than core beliefs and values. I oppose capital punishment for murderers and terrorists, but I support abortion on demand. I believe that the French, Germans, Russians, and Chinese are our friends and have our best interests at heart. I believe that the United States should defer to the United Nations on all international issues, including self-defense. I support tax increases on small, medium, and large business...
October 15, 2004 by Patriot_Flamethrower
Democratic Party lawyers are swarming all over the country, concentrating their post-November 2nd "election fraud", "voter disenfranchisement", and "vote recount" lawsuits in all of the "battleground" states. Democratic Party operatives are encouraging their sheep supporters on November 2nd to falsely claim that they were turned away from polling places, refused their right to vote, or discouraged from voting, and to tell their lies to the very receptive left-wing news media. Massive vo...
October 12, 2004 by Patriot_Flamethrower
Let's take a stroll down "memory lane" and examine the terrorist attacks that occurred on Bill Clinton's watch, and Clinton's response to these terrorist attacks, Clinton's response to Saddam Hussein, and Clinton's response to his "personal problems".......... February 1993 : The World Trade Center was bombed by Muslim fanatics, killing 5 people and injuring hundreds. CLINTON DID NOTHING. October 1993 : 18 American troops were killed in a savage firefight in Somalia. The corpse ...
October 7, 2004 by Patriot_Flamethrower
Dick Cheney took "pony boy" out to the woodshed and gave him the beating of his life. Various comments I have heard are: "Edwards was the trial lawyer. Cheney was the judge." "Cheney was the college professor. Edwards was the pimply-faced freshman with a C-average." In my not-so-humble opinion, Dick Cheney handily defeated John Edwards in the debate. Cheney came across as the stoic, fatherly, brutally honest, savvy, consistent, well-prepared, seasoned Vice President that he...
October 2, 2004 by Patriot_Flamethrower
I am not being facetious. I am not being sarcastic. I am not being partisan. I am not being melodramatic. I am not being humorous. I am not being morbid. I am not being hysterical. I am being HONEST with all of you. As HONEST as I can be. If John F. Kerry is elected President Of The United States in November, our country will immediately be in grave danger. From the moment he is sworn in in January of 2005, we are all in danger of imminent attack and ultimate destruction by the ...
October 1, 2004 by Patriot_Flamethrower
Welcome to my post-Presidential debate analysis. First of all, let me say that virtually EVERYTHING we knew about these two men BEFORE the debate was confirmed AFTER the debate was over. John Kerry is a FLIP-FLOPPER. John Kerry is a good debater. John Kerry is a believer in the United Nations determining if and when the United States Of America can defend itself, and that the USA must pass some sort of "global test" before we can "act unilaterally" to defend ourselves. The PROBLEM wi...
September 29, 2004 by Patriot_Flamethrower
I don't know about the rest of you, but I pop in a Bruce Springsteen or REM or Pearl Jam CD to listen to the MUSIC. I plop down 10 bucks at a movie theatre to be ENTERTAINED by my favorite actors. I could CARE LESS what Bruce and Eddie and Susan Sarandon and Alec Baldwin and Martin Sheen think about President Bush. I could CARE LESS what the Hollywood elites and the musicians think about the war in Iraq or the economy or anything else. Why can't they all just do WHAT THEY ARE GOOD A...
September 28, 2004 by Patriot_Flamethrower
I am quite sure that you Democrat sheep don't want to read this, but perhaps there are enough of you with functioning brains out there who remember the massive voter fraud perpetrated by the Democratic Party in the 2000 Presidential election. So let's start from the top. Florida, and the apparent inability of the residents of Florida to properly punch a ballot card. Do you remember the hanging chads, the pregnant chads, the dimpled chads, the chads that looked like Tipper Gore's breast...
September 27, 2004 by Patriot_Flamethrower
I would like to offer my sincere condolences to the leftie blind sheep who have been following their shepherd, John Kerry, for the past several months. It looks as though Senator Ketchup is ready to pack it in. Alas, Lurch has pulled all of his TV and print ads in Arizona, Missouri, Arkansas, Louisiana, and North Carolina, because of the huge leads that President Bush enjoys in those states. Say, isn't North Carolina Senator Mop Top Edward's HOME STATE? Anyway, perhaps you naive, gull...
September 17, 2004 by Patriot_Flamethrower
AND THE NOMINEES ARE : Senator Bob Graham (D, Florida). On December 8, 2002, Senator Graham stated "We are in possession of what I think to be compelling evidence that Saddam Hussein has, and has had for a number of years, a developing capacity for the production and storage of weapons of mass destruction." Senator Hillary Clinton (D, New York) . On October 10, 2002, Senator Clinton stated "In the four years since the inspectors left, intelligence reports show that Saddam Hussein ...
September 16, 2004 by Patriot_Flamethrower
To Be A Good Democrat: 1. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding. 2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex. 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of the Chinese Communists. 4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding. ...
September 16, 2004 by Patriot_Flamethrower
Everytime I see John Kerry, I look at his eyes and I see NOTHING. Kerry has no SOUL. He has this blank stare that makes my SKIN CRAWL. His face looks like something out of a 1950s B horror movie, where the director couldn't afford a decent makeup artist. I'm sorry, Kerry lovers, but PLEASE, is this the BEST that the Democratic Party can do as their nominee in 2004? When are you lefties going to learn that a northeastern blue-blood liberal can NOT win the Presidency? Didn't Michael Du...
September 14, 2004 by Patriot_Flamethrower
Bill O'Reilly has always been a self-important, pompous, narcisistic, arrogant, conceited, condescending ASS, but hey, we can't all be perfect, right? But at least Wild Bill could be counted on for hard-hitting, no-holds-barred interviews and commentary, beginning with his old "Inside Edition" TV show and currently with his FOX News "O'Reilly Factor" TV show. What has happened to you lately, Bill? Your "No Spin Zone" has morphed into the "No-SPINE Zone"! Last night you actually DEFENDED D...